Ever had a neighbor that you could hear having sex? I have, and it never bothered me, but everyone’s different. There’s a resident somewhere in the U.S. that was so tired of listening to their neighbors having sex, they went to great lengths to make it stop.
This resident went to Reddit and posted: ‘My condo “neighbors” like to have some loud sex. After letting them know previously, they haven’t stopped so I left them a nice note on their door for everyone to see. Petty at its finest.’
The note begins:
‘Living in a condo building means you tend to be closer to your neighbors than you otherwise normally would be.
‘Meaning I could be living in a completely different area of our building and still be able to hear you loudly having sex.
‘Now, don’t get me wrong. I am very happy you have a GREAT sex life but I think I can speak for many of us in the building when I ask you to please quiet down. I feel bad for your immediate neighbors. I can say I don’t particularly enjoy having my 5-year-old daughter ask me “why’s that lady screaming outside?”
‘In conclusion, I would like to kindly ask you to please monitor the volume of your moaning and sexual noises. Whether it’s with another person or with yourself. No judgement on my end. In the instance, you think this is horse s*** and need some proof, I have recorded how loud you are and placed it on the attached flash drive for you to listen to yourself and make your own opinions.’
Would YOU do this if your neighbor was having loud sex? I get it, because this person has a child. For me… I don’t mind it one bit when I hear my neighbors shagging. I cheer them on in my head. It’s not like I’ve never been the loud one! Rock that s**t!
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